I'm not dead, but my computer is. I don't have much time to get online at school so it'll probably be another week or so until I'm on here again.

If you're ever bored and awake at 3am, it fun to go into perfectly innocent chat rooms and wait for the perverts to find you. Then, when they try to get pervy on you, change the subject to whatever the chatroom is about. See how long it take them to give up. Though, I warn you, it's probably worse than watching Jerry Springer or the totem poll of entertainment.

Yay! Ladies and gentlemen, I have internet access again! I live in the middle of no where so it takes forever to fix, but as long as it does, I'm happy. I mean that in the way that no one else services this area. I did try to create my own internet using some local cows, but it just doesn't matter how many cords you use because cows are not electric. I learned something that day.